Pre-Revenue Collection

Where ambition meets existential crisis — and somehow looks good doing it. A wearable ode to the art of trying, spiraling, and still showing up. Each piece balances satire with sincerity: workwear for the emotionally self-employed.

Designed for founders, freelancers, and over-thinkers alike — because being “pre-revenue” isn’t a phase, it’s a philosophy.

Soft irony. Hard truths. Premium cotton.